"There Can Only Be One."

Yes, that was an Highlander Reference! (Sew me Christopher Lambert)
You know that person who feels slower than their peers, or emotionally and physically weaker? They feel that they always come in last place. These are our children and friends our sisters and brothers. Well the next time they feel that way play this scene from the movie Look Who's Talking. In it, 1000s of sperms are rushing to this egg and the winner gets born, while the others die off. You tell that person that out of 1000s of sperms, you were the fastest, the strongest, and the brightest, and you weren't even born yet. You wanted it more then the sperm next to you and that is why you won. Big deal you didn't get the job, or the guy, or the medal. So the next time that person is down, you jog their memory by saying one simple word, with one simple syllable; Sperm!

And that's how...Cynarra C's it!!!

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A tale of Unfortunate events!

This is what I send Bank of America 5 times a day when I am Board...which is all the time!

Dear B Of A representative,
It has come to my attention that your bankers and tellers are annoying as hell. Everytime I go in there, a teller ask me five times if I want an account and then they call a banker to ask me 5 more times. On December 22 around 2:30pm at the Bellflower, ca branch, I told the teller to not waste her or my time by asking me because I get annoyed after two times. She said, 'unfortunately it is my job to make sure everyone has what they need." I then said, "five times, you can't believe me the first time?" she said, Unfortunatly it is my job. I then said, "Well lets just pretend you asked me 5 times." and she asked me again and I ignored her. She called for a banker and I told her that it wouldn't be necessary  I'll tell her no too. This teller lied to me and said she needed approval for a 627$ check. The banker was busy and the teller tried to stall. When she gave me my cash the banker came by to ask me if I wanted an account and I ignored her.
"Unfortunately" is a lame excuse So... Here I am emailing you, and 'Unfortunatly' I will continue to email you five times a day. ANd 'Unfortuantly I'll probably call you twice a day to complain because I know how expensive each call is. 'Unfortunatly' for you, I have unlimited minutes and I can set a time for my emails all day everyday. You are probably wondering if this women has a life. I assure you that I do not, so...I'll be emailing and or calling in a few hours and I plan on asking 5 equally annoying questions until your tellers and bankers stop raping my time! Yes, I said rape. Ive never been raped and ive never raped anyone, but after years of watching Lifetime network I honestly believe rapist understand the word no more than your fellow employees.
I'll talk to you in a few!!


Sincerely,
Cynarra S. J

PDA is not OKAY!!

PDA is not okay
I honestly can't see the excitement and thrill people get out of sticking their Tounge down other people's throat with an audience. Please tell me what's so great about it! To me it's like marking your territory or just showing off what you have. You show off a new bracelet or handbag or hoop skills...not your tonsle hockey skills!
There should be two exceptions to this rule: New years eve kiss, and if you are old. I'm talkin 'your grandchildren are in college,' old. Not to be confused with Julia Moore or Angela Bassett old. There is just something hopeful about not being able to keep your hands off your spouse even though you can hear them snoring two houses down, or pushing their wheelchair.
So you 16 year olds stop doing what you think 26 year olds are doing, and you 26 year olds...Grow the heck up. And 56 year olds...don't be afraid grab a cheek or two...you know which cheek I'm talkin about!
And that is how...Cynarra, C's it!!!