Besides the fact that half my family still lives there
1) The Honey Kettle on Alondra and White
2) The guy who sells bootleg DVDs at Food 4 Less
3) Dodging pot holes on Central (keeps you on your toes)
4) Some of the best Rappers come from there...and are still rapping
5) Most importantly, No matter what I do in life, its where I come from ;)
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Don't read this Guys
I warned you!
Guys are dumb...even the Smart ones! I was watching an old episode of Family Matters and Urkel's character is no exception. He is in love with Laura who will never ever ever want him...unless he invents a machine that will change his DNA making him walk like everyone else, sound like everyone else and act like everyone else.
Myra Munkhouse liked him for who he was and she was just a pretty as Laura and way smarter. Her only flaw was loving him too much. (The Urkel pillow was a bit much)
So if you want to question my theory on guys being dumb, just remember the first "cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. 100 years for guys to realize which head is more important.
And That's How...Cynarra C's It!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Good Girls Vs. Bad Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own on credit card and rarely use it.
Bad Girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good Girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
Good girls say, ”Don’t!…Stop!…”
Bad girls say, “Don’t Stop…”
And That’s How…Cynarra C’s It
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own on credit card and rarely use it.
Bad Girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good Girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
Good girls say, ”Don’t!…Stop!…”
Bad girls say, “Don’t Stop…”
And That’s How…Cynarra C’s It
...Before its too late
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